Feng Shui Boat
i need some advice please. i’ve never been lucky?
nothing goes right for me..
…i jumped off a bridge and landed in a passing lifeboat
the lifeboat sank
..and here weren’t enough places on the rescue boat for me. so i swam to shore and a shark bit me. i survived all that – minus one leg.
then got gangrene in the other leg. after the amputation i got migraine. the doctor said..”you’re lucky! it’s not migraine! it’s a brain tumour. here. let me stamp on your hands to take your mind off it”
….that’s when i bust my funnybone.
and there was no milk left in the fridge…so i jumped off a bridge – and landed in a lifeboat.
do you know feng shui by any chance?
Sounds like you need a rabbits foot!
HangZhou Within the Cave riding a boat
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